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by Flintstone
Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:16 pm
Forum: Poultry & Birds
Topic: Who is telling the truth?
Replies: 17
Views: 9275

Re: Who is telling the truth?

McFarmer wrote:
The Squire wrote:Please don't get me started on bloody free range milk! :x :x :x :x :x :x

The topic has changed Squit, please keep up.

Now how do you stand ? Commando or boxers ?
Or a thong?
by Flintstone
Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:55 pm
Forum: Poultry & Birds
Topic: Who is telling the truth?
Replies: 17
Views: 9275

Re: Who is telling the truth?

Well there goes my business plan. I could have fitted at least three crooks into my garden. Believe me, that will pay better than chooks.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh Col, you're such a card. No, wait. I meant twat. :D Or a caaaaar...... Don't upset him, he's buying me lunch at Gog Magog.
by Flintstone
Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: Poultry & Birds
Topic: Who is telling the truth?
Replies: 17
Views: 9275

Re: Who is telling the truth?

Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:Well there goes my business plan. I could have fitted at least three crooks into my garden.
Believe me, that will pay better than chooks.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh Col, you're such a card.

No, wait. I meant twat. :D
by Flintstone
Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:46 pm
Forum: Poultry & Birds
Topic: Who is telling the truth?
Replies: 17
Views: 9275

Re: Who is telling the truth?

Well there goes my business plan. I could have fitted at least three crooks into my garden.
by Flintstone
Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:25 pm
Forum: Poultry & Birds
Topic: Who is telling the truth?
Replies: 17
Views: 9275

Who is telling the truth?

Watching telly last night I resorted to some tosh presented by two blokes called Jimmy and.......can't remember. Jamie-something-or-other-with-a-lisp whose dad has a pub in Essex. Aaaanyway, before I lost interest about two minutes in they interviewed a peri-peri chicken shop seller who reckoned the...
by Flintstone
Sun Mar 26, 2017 2:42 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Tools
Replies: 45
Views: 27616

Re: Tools

I have Snap-Off tools.
by Flintstone
Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:49 pm
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Bright 'n breezy here in Amsterdam.
by Flintstone
Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Apart from a shower late arvo 'twas a nice day, got a lot done.
by Flintstone
Sat Mar 04, 2017 12:43 am
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Lord Muck wrote:
Raggy wrote: I felt it in my toes. :lol:
At your age it's probably arthritis.

Or a burst piss-bag.
by Flintstone
Thu Mar 02, 2017 2:37 pm
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Paul Griffiths wrote:34 still muggy mind you its hard tell really as I do is sweat


Sweating' good for the skin. When I lived in Darwin I had nice, soft elbows.


Or was it my arse? :D
by Flintstone
Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:49 am
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Coltheox wrote:Turned ffukin cold - and wet - and miserable.



You've been like that for ages.
by Flintstone
Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:05 pm
Forum: Wanted, For Sale - and Services Offered
Topic: Looking for.........
Replies: 7
Views: 6511

Re: Looking for.........

I'd love to be there a few minutes after they've tipped it into their Traaaaaansit's diesel tank. :D
by Flintstone
Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:06 pm
Forum: Dairy
Topic: Stupid Question
Replies: 7
Views: 5303

Re: Stupid Question

The Squire wrote:Skimmed milk powder lakes & butter mountains, etc.

Sounds picturesque. Are there tangerine trees and marmalade skies?


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by Flintstone
Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:51 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Cordless grinders - any recommendations?
Replies: 11
Views: 8737

Re: Cordless grinders - any recommendations?

Cheers peeps, got some padlocks to cut through so wont be tested too much! Kidding, thats how our 4 quads went missing! Anyways just wondoured how the technology was progressing and any dos or don'ts? Thanks The main to do to "escape" todays portable angle grinders and their caravan dwelling users ...
by Flintstone
Sun Feb 12, 2017 3:00 pm
Forum: Weather
Topic: Weather
Replies: 4729
Views: 1018973

Re: Weather

Coltheox wrote:Two ffukin flakes of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt. Tossers.

Locked indoors all day, got to have something to do.