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 Post subject: Into the 21st century
PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:06 am 
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http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 585334.htm

Been dragged screaming & kicking into 21st century and ordered one of these

Only two problems:-

1 - queuing in Argos with the great unwashed to collect it

2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?


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Jebus, 1gig ram and 16 gig memory for 79 whatever you call money.

The first four function calculator (add, subtract, multiply and divide) I bought was $129.

We were promised jet-packs.

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OLD wrote:
2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.

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Flintstone wrote:
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2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.


Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:

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Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:
2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.


Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:

Probably a vericous vein.

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Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:
2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.


Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:


Why did I immediately 'hear' that being sung by The Wurzels?

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Flintstone wrote:
Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:
2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.


Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:


Why did I immediately 'hear' that being sung by The Wurzels?



Coz thats a 50+ thing......................... :wink:

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Lord Muck wrote:
Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:
2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?



Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.


Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:

Probably a vericous vein.


'Purple Vein, Purple Vein..............' listen closely.................... :D

https://youtu.be/F8BMm6Jn6oU

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