Into the 21st century

Staffing, insurance, vets, computers and software.
Post Reply
User avatar
OLD
Posts:3431
Joined:Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:06 pm
Location:Far from the madding crowd
Into the 21st century

Post by OLD » Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:06 am

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 585334.htm

Been dragged screaming & kicking into 21st century and ordered one of these

Only two problems:-

1 - queuing in Argos with the great unwashed to collect it

2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

User avatar
McFarmer
Posts:9196
Joined:Sat Aug 16, 2008 3:18 am
Location:Schizophrenia-Just this side of the border

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by McFarmer » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:18 am

Jebus, 1gig ram and 16 gig memory for 79 whatever you call money.

The first four function calculator (add, subtract, multiply and divide) I bought was $129.

We were promised jet-packs.
Measure twice, cut once, curse, repeat.

User avatar
Flintstone
Posts:4392
Joined:Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:33 pm
Location:E Herts

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by Flintstone » Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:35 am

OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Hold still, it's nearly in.

User avatar
Coltheox
Posts:14556
Joined:Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:50 pm
Location:Littlehay

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by Coltheox » Sun Nov 08, 2015 9:19 am

Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:
Full English Brexit, please!

User avatar
Lord Muck
Posts:24507
Joined:Sun Aug 03, 2008 5:21 pm

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by Lord Muck » Sun Nov 08, 2015 11:11 am

Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:
Probably a vericous vein.
It's a lovely day

User avatar
Flintstone
Posts:4392
Joined:Fri Aug 01, 2014 3:33 pm
Location:E Herts

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by Flintstone » Sun Nov 08, 2015 12:44 pm

Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:
Why did I immediately 'hear' that being sung by The Wurzels?
Hold still, it's nearly in.

User avatar
footsfitter
Posts:2619
Joined:Sat May 09, 2009 11:59 pm
Location:Workshop- where else?

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by footsfitter » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:01 pm

Flintstone wrote:
Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:
Why did I immediately 'hear' that being sung by The Wurzels?

Coz thats a 50+ thing......................... :wink:
Best thing about Facebook is the logout button...

User avatar
Coltheox
Posts:14556
Joined:Fri Jan 09, 2009 6:50 pm
Location:Littlehay

Re: Into the 21st century

Post by Coltheox » Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:32 pm

Lord Muck wrote:
Coltheox wrote:
Flintstone wrote:
OLD wrote:2 - how the ffuk do I drive it?

Take it round to Col, he'll show you how to find the good sites.
Yea, I've got an eight inch purple something............................ :roll:
Probably a vericous vein.
'Purple Vein, Purple Vein..............' listen closely.................... :D

https://youtu.be/F8BMm6Jn6oU
Full English Brexit, please!

Post Reply